Post 13: Cry of the Afflicted - A Scar Filled Sky (NEW)

To be fair to COTA, I already hated this bad before I heard the first note just based on everything else about the band. So, that's not very fair.

... wait, yes it is.

COTA is a terrible band. Just fucking boring. It sounds like a jam I could've made and that's not good. Also, I have the sneaking suspicion that these guys are Christian.

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Post 12 : The Arrival - Locked & Loaded

Holy fuck! What the hell is this new thing with high school bands? They all do this thing where they decide to sound like the guy from Taking Back Sunday singing really horrible R & B. It totally sucks. And the thing is, I'm totally a fan of both pop punk AND funky beats. I love it. But this shit is terrible. Also, I'm sick of having like the entire song in either "I'm on a cellphone" voice or "I'm on a boat" voice. Just do a little bit, man. Seventy Times 7? Just do a little bit. That's all you need. Yeah. Anyway. Fuck The Arrival. And fuck Alabama.

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Post 11: Callahan - Face The Day

Ugh. Come the fuck on dudes. You guys can't look like fucking idiots and also making shitty music. This shit is fucking terrible. You know when you hear and song and you're like, "Well, this verse is pretty shitty, but maybe the chorus is cool." I thought that, and then I realized I had already listened to the chorus. The middle part was so weak too! C'mon guys! We've all heard My Favorite Weapon. Just make songs that sound like that. It's easy.

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Post 10 : Oddzar - El Cajon Pass

On a scale from 1 to 10, this is the definition of 5. Like nothing out of the ordinary but certainly nothing that cool. Just completely 5-ish all around. Oh wait. They had a dude scream. I'm not into that. I'm sure their bros think that they are totally rad. Holy shit the talking middle part of a song is hilarious. What is it? "Paris In Flames" that has that? It's always hilarious lyrics like, "The bicycle is a metaphor." Radio static too? Dudes. C'mon. I'm so over this song. I just want to watch Friends, man. Let's move on from this terrible song.

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Post 9 : A Test Against Temptation - Perceptions

toooo boring. what is with this type of music that is just completely boring to me. The dude's voice is too pussy wussy for me as well. It's like. Dude your song sounds the same the whole time. The breakdown in this song is so totally lame too. Like c'mon. 5 and half minutes ?!? That is too long for a shitty song.

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Post 8 : Fighting Jacks - When You Speak (we will know you) - Demo

The beginning is the same fucking thing for a minute! Listen, I know you guys came up with that "totally killer riff" and thought it was great, but fuck man. A minute of the same thing right at the start? Hit me some badass shit at the beginning and then maybe you can pull off some boring stuff in the middle. The rest of the song sounds like the most standard rock n' roll that has ever existed. This sounds like a song that's on the soundtrack to an action movie. You know.. those soundtracks that no one buys.

Post 7 : Glass Casket - Too Scarred To Live (NEW!)

Haha. Fucking awesome. It sounds like Death Metal! I'm pretty into it. My problem with this stuff is that it sounds the same. You could have honestly told me that this was like some other metalcore band and I would've believed you. I do like a breakdown though. How sick are those, huh? Just kind of like, "Hey dudes. Let's make it heavy." There's a guitar solo towards the end that's pretty cool. Sounds like the one at the end of November Rain just way worse.