Post 16: Forgive Durden - Genesis (ft. Casey Crescenzo)

ugh. Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? I was talking about this the other day. What's up with young kids and always wanting to do concept albums? The middle part that's happy was pretty sweet. Also, talking in songs is pretty sweet. "I have too much emotions to say it while I'm singing!" I don't know. That's probably from some real obscure book I've never heard of. Also, is this band's name a fight club reference? If so, please go and kill yourself.

awful lines:

"thimble of blood"

"the genetic map, the scientific gap"

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Post 15: He's The Hero - Four

after two weeks off. this is what I get on the come back? What's up with girl singers all doing the same thing. which is sounding terrible. this is fucking boring too which is a bummer. also, i think the drummer might kind of thrash. mad double bass pedaling going on. and I'm sorry HTH, not even gang vocals and synth can save you. you guys aren't good. go get your degree in something and get jobs.

Post 14 : Jay Lachance - I Will Never Need You Ft. Trey

ahh yeah. Jay Lachance. Coming in hot with the Fruity Loop beats! I'm fucking lovin it. I will always a soft spot for kicking it FL Studio style. Even though this dude's aren't the best (mine are), they still got it. make you wanna dance. kind of stops out of nowhere though which is weird.

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Post 13: Cry of the Afflicted - A Scar Filled Sky (NEW)

To be fair to COTA, I already hated this bad before I heard the first note just based on everything else about the band. So, that's not very fair.

... wait, yes it is.

COTA is a terrible band. Just fucking boring. It sounds like a jam I could've made and that's not good. Also, I have the sneaking suspicion that these guys are Christian.

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Post 12 : The Arrival - Locked & Loaded

Holy fuck! What the hell is this new thing with high school bands? They all do this thing where they decide to sound like the guy from Taking Back Sunday singing really horrible R & B. It totally sucks. And the thing is, I'm totally a fan of both pop punk AND funky beats. I love it. But this shit is terrible. Also, I'm sick of having like the entire song in either "I'm on a cellphone" voice or "I'm on a boat" voice. Just do a little bit, man. Seventy Times 7? Just do a little bit. That's all you need. Yeah. Anyway. Fuck The Arrival. And fuck Alabama.

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Post 11: Callahan - Face The Day

Ugh. Come the fuck on dudes. You guys can't look like fucking idiots and also making shitty music. This shit is fucking terrible. You know when you hear and song and you're like, "Well, this verse is pretty shitty, but maybe the chorus is cool." I thought that, and then I realized I had already listened to the chorus. The middle part was so weak too! C'mon guys! We've all heard My Favorite Weapon. Just make songs that sound like that. It's easy.

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