Monday, March 30, 2009

Post 10 : Oddzar - El Cajon Pass

On a scale from 1 to 10, this is the definition of 5. Like nothing out of the ordinary but certainly nothing that cool. Just completely 5-ish all around. Oh wait. They had a dude scream. I'm not into that. I'm sure their bros think that they are totally rad. Holy shit the talking middle part of a song is hilarious. What is it? "Paris In Flames" that has that? It's always hilarious lyrics like, "The bicycle is a metaphor." Radio static too? Dudes. C'mon. I'm so over this song. I just want to watch Friends, man. Let's move on from this terrible song.

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Friday, March 27, 2009

Post 9 : A Test Against Temptation - Perceptions

toooo boring. what is with this type of music that is just completely boring to me. The dude's voice is too pussy wussy for me as well. It's like. Dude your song sounds the same the whole time. The breakdown in this song is so totally lame too. Like c'mon. 5 and half minutes ?!? That is too long for a shitty song.

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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Post 8 : Fighting Jacks - When You Speak (we will know you) - Demo

The beginning is the same fucking thing for a minute! Listen, I know you guys came up with that "totally killer riff" and thought it was great, but fuck man. A minute of the same thing right at the start? Hit me some badass shit at the beginning and then maybe you can pull off some boring stuff in the middle. The rest of the song sounds like the most standard rock n' roll that has ever existed. This sounds like a song that's on the soundtrack to an action movie. You know.. those soundtracks that no one buys.

Post 7 : Glass Casket - Too Scarred To Live (NEW!)

Haha. Fucking awesome. It sounds like Death Metal! I'm pretty into it. My problem with this stuff is that it sounds the same. You could have honestly told me that this was like some other metalcore band and I would've believed you. I do like a breakdown though. How sick are those, huh? Just kind of like, "Hey dudes. Let's make it heavy." There's a guitar solo towards the end that's pretty cool. Sounds like the one at the end of November Rain just way worse.

Post 6 : 3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me

What the fuck is this? Just terrible.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Post 5 : Absinthe Junk - Swear To Me

I don't get what progressive means in terms of a genre. When people say they are progressive, they usually just sound like Rush. And Rush only has a few good songs. I wouldn't want to progress to that. So, this song has like a breakbeat drum line and some girl who sings horribly and they consider themselves progressive. I don't what they mean by that, but this band is pretty much the total suck. This song is way too long. The half-time middle section is terrible. I feel like this girl was told by a guy who wanted to make out with her one time that she was a good sing, and she's never forgotten it and fancies herself a singer now. Which is not good. Also, I think she says the n-word in the chorus.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Post 4: blink - 182 - Feeling This

Holy Shit! Only on day 4 and I get one of best songs ever written! Nothing much needs to be said about this song. Much like almost every Blink-182 song, it is excellent. I wasn't really into this whole album. But this one song is a total ripper. The best is the end when there's like five different vocals lines at the same time. Pretty tight. But then blink-182 broke up and broke my heart. And I hated that. But then they said they would get back together which was awesome.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Post 3 : Josephine Collective - Lye

I'm into it. It's got that cool shuffl-y drum beat and a pretty solid gang-vocal chorus. And man, that middle part was fucking tight. Half-time breakdown with horns and shit. Wanna know what it sounds like? If Happy Hollow by Cursive was made by A New Found Glory instead.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Post 2 : Nathan Leigh - Let's Get Lost

Dude's from Boston. Dude probably went to college. Dude probably wrote some songs while in college and thought they were pretty tight. "Let's Get Lost?" Nope. Not a good song. Pretty boring. Dude can sing I guess? But he's totally not rad. And this song even had the thing in songs that I like where it breaks down and then get all epic Meatloaf-style for one last chorus. But that shit was not even good. It was all floppy and shitty sounding.

Post 1 : Morning For The Masses - The Vibe

I swear to god. I thought two different songs were playing at the same time. I actually checked to see if I had iTunes open. The guy's voice is probably the most annoying thing I've ever heard. Also, "plane flying overhead" sound in the middle of your song? Are we children? I know tons of random sounds, that doesn't mean they belong in a song. Would "Born To Run" have been a better song if in the middle there was the "zippering your zipper really fast" sound right in the middle of it? No. Bottom line is. I already forgot how this song went. So, it's not good.