Post 19 : Vouten - Seja Feliz Do Seu Modo

Yes! Yes! Yes! This song is fucking perfect! I'm super glad that the kids down in Brazil still know how to do it. This is a song you can listen to, man! It's got all the parts! cool synth intro thing that you play in between everything. the stoppy guitar parts that look cool when you play them live. the knowledge that you can't blow off the verses, still gotta bring it for that. the thing where you end the song and really bang on them skins. everything's perfect. singer's got his pop punk voice down. These kids are all singing it with heart! Get fucking into it Brazillian kids! It's like South American Latterman with synth. I'm telling you, Vouten in 2010. Back the fuck up!

Also, I have no idea about these kids because they're bio is written in Portuguese.

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Post 18: Sweatshirt Weather - Fall & 106

"yeahhhh! Sweatshirt Weather! My totz new favorite band! They're so cute and great! They remind me of kissing in swimming pools and running around in fields with sparklers and never getting naked with another person ever!"

C'mon. I see your pictures dudes. You're like younger than me. Where's the sexual energy of any sort? Where's the being angry at everything? You're a couple of young white dudes! The only thing you have to offer is being young, dumb, and full of cumz. I don't give a shit what some 22-year old from Indiana thinks is 2 kewt 4 wordz. The seriously only thing cool about you is that you want to have sex and are fucking mad all the time.

Did you know Mick Jagger and Kieth Richards were like 20 when they wrote Satisfaction? That's fucking cool!

And Pete Towshend was fucking NINETEEN when he wrote My Generation!

Say what you want about those songs, at least they're about cool shit and don't sound like the way Diet Cherry Pepsi tastes. ...like shit.

Post 17: MainstayRock - Island (NEW)

Holy moly. People still really make music that sounds like this? Like, I know I'm not super cool or anything, but really? Modern acousti-rock? That's what you dudes are rollin hard with? I can't even begin to imagine who this music is made for. There is noone that would listen to this. Hahahahaha! The last line of the song is "No man is an island." Yeah. A poop island.

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Post 16: Forgive Durden - Genesis (ft. Casey Crescenzo)

ugh. Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? I was talking about this the other day. What's up with young kids and always wanting to do concept albums? The middle part that's happy was pretty sweet. Also, talking in songs is pretty sweet. "I have too much emotions to say it while I'm singing!" I don't know. That's probably from some real obscure book I've never heard of. Also, is this band's name a fight club reference? If so, please go and kill yourself.

awful lines:

"thimble of blood"

"the genetic map, the scientific gap"

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Post 15: He's The Hero - Four

after two weeks off. this is what I get on the come back? What's up with girl singers all doing the same thing. which is sounding terrible. this is fucking boring too which is a bummer. also, i think the drummer might kind of thrash. mad double bass pedaling going on. and I'm sorry HTH, not even gang vocals and synth can save you. you guys aren't good. go get your degree in something and get jobs.

Post 14 : Jay Lachance - I Will Never Need You Ft. Trey

ahh yeah. Jay Lachance. Coming in hot with the Fruity Loop beats! I'm fucking lovin it. I will always a soft spot for kicking it FL Studio style. Even though this dude's aren't the best (mine are), they still got it. make you wanna dance. kind of stops out of nowhere though which is weird.

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Post 13: Cry of the Afflicted - A Scar Filled Sky (NEW)

To be fair to COTA, I already hated this bad before I heard the first note just based on everything else about the band. So, that's not very fair.

... wait, yes it is.

COTA is a terrible band. Just fucking boring. It sounds like a jam I could've made and that's not good. Also, I have the sneaking suspicion that these guys are Christian.

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Post 12 : The Arrival - Locked & Loaded

Holy fuck! What the hell is this new thing with high school bands? They all do this thing where they decide to sound like the guy from Taking Back Sunday singing really horrible R & B. It totally sucks. And the thing is, I'm totally a fan of both pop punk AND funky beats. I love it. But this shit is terrible. Also, I'm sick of having like the entire song in either "I'm on a cellphone" voice or "I'm on a boat" voice. Just do a little bit, man. Seventy Times 7? Just do a little bit. That's all you need. Yeah. Anyway. Fuck The Arrival. And fuck Alabama.

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Post 11: Callahan - Face The Day

Ugh. Come the fuck on dudes. You guys can't look like fucking idiots and also making shitty music. This shit is fucking terrible. You know when you hear and song and you're like, "Well, this verse is pretty shitty, but maybe the chorus is cool." I thought that, and then I realized I had already listened to the chorus. The middle part was so weak too! C'mon guys! We've all heard My Favorite Weapon. Just make songs that sound like that. It's easy.

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Post 10 : Oddzar - El Cajon Pass

On a scale from 1 to 10, this is the definition of 5. Like nothing out of the ordinary but certainly nothing that cool. Just completely 5-ish all around. Oh wait. They had a dude scream. I'm not into that. I'm sure their bros think that they are totally rad. Holy shit the talking middle part of a song is hilarious. What is it? "Paris In Flames" that has that? It's always hilarious lyrics like, "The bicycle is a metaphor." Radio static too? Dudes. C'mon. I'm so over this song. I just want to watch Friends, man. Let's move on from this terrible song.

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Post 9 : A Test Against Temptation - Perceptions

toooo boring. what is with this type of music that is just completely boring to me. The dude's voice is too pussy wussy for me as well. It's like. Dude your song sounds the same the whole time. The breakdown in this song is so totally lame too. Like c'mon. 5 and half minutes ?!? That is too long for a shitty song.

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Post 8 : Fighting Jacks - When You Speak (we will know you) - Demo

The beginning is the same fucking thing for a minute! Listen, I know you guys came up with that "totally killer riff" and thought it was great, but fuck man. A minute of the same thing right at the start? Hit me some badass shit at the beginning and then maybe you can pull off some boring stuff in the middle. The rest of the song sounds like the most standard rock n' roll that has ever existed. This sounds like a song that's on the soundtrack to an action movie. You know.. those soundtracks that no one buys.

Post 7 : Glass Casket - Too Scarred To Live (NEW!)

Haha. Fucking awesome. It sounds like Death Metal! I'm pretty into it. My problem with this stuff is that it sounds the same. You could have honestly told me that this was like some other metalcore band and I would've believed you. I do like a breakdown though. How sick are those, huh? Just kind of like, "Hey dudes. Let's make it heavy." There's a guitar solo towards the end that's pretty cool. Sounds like the one at the end of November Rain just way worse.

Post 6 : 3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me

What the fuck is this? Just terrible.

Post 5 : Absinthe Junk - Swear To Me

I don't get what progressive means in terms of a genre. When people say they are progressive, they usually just sound like Rush. And Rush only has a few good songs. I wouldn't want to progress to that. So, this song has like a breakbeat drum line and some girl who sings horribly and they consider themselves progressive. I don't what they mean by that, but this band is pretty much the total suck. This song is way too long. The half-time middle section is terrible. I feel like this girl was told by a guy who wanted to make out with her one time that she was a good sing, and she's never forgotten it and fancies herself a singer now. Which is not good. Also, I think she says the n-word in the chorus.

Post 4: blink - 182 - Feeling This

Holy Shit! Only on day 4 and I get one of best songs ever written! Nothing much needs to be said about this song. Much like almost every Blink-182 song, it is excellent. I wasn't really into this whole album. But this one song is a total ripper. The best is the end when there's like five different vocals lines at the same time. Pretty tight. But then blink-182 broke up and broke my heart. And I hated that. But then they said they would get back together which was awesome.

Post 3 : Josephine Collective - Lye

I'm into it. It's got that cool shuffl-y drum beat and a pretty solid gang-vocal chorus. And man, that middle part was fucking tight. Half-time breakdown with horns and shit. Wanna know what it sounds like? If Happy Hollow by Cursive was made by A New Found Glory instead.

Post 2 : Nathan Leigh - Let's Get Lost

Dude's from Boston. Dude probably went to college. Dude probably wrote some songs while in college and thought they were pretty tight. "Let's Get Lost?" Nope. Not a good song. Pretty boring. Dude can sing I guess? But he's totally not rad. And this song even had the thing in songs that I like where it breaks down and then get all epic Meatloaf-style for one last chorus. But that shit was not even good. It was all floppy and shitty sounding.

Post 1 : Morning For The Masses - The Vibe

I swear to god. I thought two different songs were playing at the same time. I actually checked to see if I had iTunes open. The guy's voice is probably the most annoying thing I've ever heard. Also, "plane flying overhead" sound in the middle of your song? Are we children? I know tons of random sounds, that doesn't mean they belong in a song. Would "Born To Run" have been a better song if in the middle there was the "zippering your zipper really fast" sound right in the middle of it? No. Bottom line is. I already forgot how this song went. So, it's not good.