Oh god.
I imagine this is what people in they're mid to late-thirties listen to. You how there's older people (in there 30s) who are either like REALLY into metal or some other genre and then's there's older people who like don't really listen to anything. I think this is what the latter like. Real farty sounding. Some sort of ethnic influence. And a singer with a nice voice. I think once you hit 33, you can't listen to people that aren't good at singing. It hurts old people ears.
Holy shit, she scats in it too! This music is so fucking lame.
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Thursday, May 6, 2010
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Post 19 : Vouten - Seja Feliz Do Seu Modo
Yes! Yes! Yes! This song is fucking perfect! I'm super glad that the kids down in Brazil still know how to do it. This is a song you can listen to, man! It's got all the parts! cool synth intro thing that you play in between everything. the stoppy guitar parts that look cool when you play them live. the knowledge that you can't blow off the verses, still gotta bring it for that. the thing where you end the song and really bang on them skins. everything's perfect. singer's got his pop punk voice down. These kids are all singing it with heart! Get fucking into it Brazillian kids! It's like South American Latterman with synth. I'm telling you, Vouten in 2010. Back the fuck up!
Also, I have no idea about these kids because they're bio is written in Portuguese.
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Also, I have no idea about these kids because they're bio is written in Portuguese.
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Post 18: Sweatshirt Weather - Fall & 106
"yeahhhh! Sweatshirt Weather! My totz new favorite band! They're so cute and great! They remind me of kissing in swimming pools and running around in fields with sparklers and never getting naked with another person ever!"
C'mon. I see your pictures dudes. You're like younger than me. Where's the sexual energy of any sort? Where's the being angry at everything? You're a couple of young white dudes! The only thing you have to offer is being young, dumb, and full of cumz. I don't give a shit what some 22-year old from Indiana thinks is 2 kewt 4 wordz. The seriously only thing cool about you is that you want to have sex and are fucking mad all the time.
Did you know Mick Jagger and Kieth Richards were like 20 when they wrote Satisfaction? That's fucking cool!
And Pete Towshend was fucking NINETEEN when he wrote My Generation!
Say what you want about those songs, at least they're about cool shit and don't sound like the way Diet Cherry Pepsi tastes. ...like shit.
C'mon. I see your pictures dudes. You're like younger than me. Where's the sexual energy of any sort? Where's the being angry at everything? You're a couple of young white dudes! The only thing you have to offer is being young, dumb, and full of cumz. I don't give a shit what some 22-year old from Indiana thinks is 2 kewt 4 wordz. The seriously only thing cool about you is that you want to have sex and are fucking mad all the time.
Did you know Mick Jagger and Kieth Richards were like 20 when they wrote Satisfaction? That's fucking cool!
And Pete Towshend was fucking NINETEEN when he wrote My Generation!
Say what you want about those songs, at least they're about cool shit and don't sound like the way Diet Cherry Pepsi tastes. ...like shit.
Post 17: MainstayRock - Island (NEW)
Holy moly. People still really make music that sounds like this? Like, I know I'm not super cool or anything, but really? Modern acousti-rock? That's what you dudes are rollin hard with? I can't even begin to imagine who this music is made for. There is noone that would listen to this. Hahahahaha! The last line of the song is "No man is an island." Yeah. A poop island.
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Friday, April 17, 2009
Post 16: Forgive Durden - Genesis (ft. Casey Crescenzo)
ugh. Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? I was talking about this the other day. What's up with young kids and always wanting to do concept albums? The middle part that's happy was pretty sweet. Also, talking in songs is pretty sweet. "I have too much emotions to say it while I'm singing!" I don't know. That's probably from some real obscure book I've never heard of. Also, is this band's name a fight club reference? If so, please go and kill yourself.
awful lines:
"thimble of blood"
"the genetic map, the scientific gap"
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awful lines:
"thimble of blood"
"the genetic map, the scientific gap"
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Thursday, April 16, 2009
Post 15: He's The Hero - Four
after two weeks off. this is what I get on the come back? What's up with girl singers all doing the same thing. which is sounding terrible. this is fucking boring too which is a bummer. also, i think the drummer might kind of thrash. mad double bass pedaling going on. and I'm sorry HTH, not even gang vocals and synth can save you. you guys aren't good. go get your degree in something and get jobs.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Post 14 : Jay Lachance - I Will Never Need You Ft. Trey
ahh yeah. Jay Lachance. Coming in hot with the Fruity Loop beats! I'm fucking lovin it. I will always a soft spot for kicking it FL Studio style. Even though this dude's aren't the best (mine are), they still got it. make you wanna dance. kind of stops out of nowhere though which is weird.
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